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Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady
scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could
smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man
your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets
to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when
your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.
